Blarghlebot, transform and rollout
Kicks the sender
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Kicks the sender
!Kickme
Kicks the sender
!Suicide
Kicks the sender
!Banme
Sets a 1 minute time ban on the sender, then kicks them
!Russianroulette
Plays a game of russian roulette, where losing gets you kicked
s/[find this string or regex]/[replace with this]
Attempts the given string or regex in the previous ~100 lines of chat and replaces it with the second string in the command
Blarghlebot, [any kind of question]?
Responds with a magic 8-ball message
!Passthepoop
When 2 users send this command, responds with a message about pooping back and forth between them
!Roll [x]d[y]
Rolls X number of Y sided dice
!Xzibit [item1] [item2]
Forms a ‘yo dog, i heard you like…’ statement using item1 and item2
!Hmm
Responds with a gentlemanly message
!Trololol
Responds with a link to Eduard Khil’s famous song
Ba dum
psh
!Burn
Responds with link to specific quote
!clitoris
Links to the dtella quote about the clitoris
!Udon
Responds with link to specific quote
!Rimshot
Responds with link to instant rimshot website
!Vuvuzela
Responds with the vuvuzela noise
!Headon
HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
!g [whatever you want to search for]
Responds with LMGTFY link, to insult people who don’t know how to google things
!Blarghlebot
Responds with a randomly generated sentence
![number]
Responds with a link to the dtella quote with that number
!Badwords
Lists out the words that will get users below hop kicked