Blarghlebot, transform and rollout

Kicks the sender

 

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Kicks the sender

 

!Kickme

Kicks the sender

 

!Suicide

Kicks the sender

 

!Banme

Sets a 1 minute time ban on the sender, then kicks them

 

!Russianroulette

Plays a game of russian roulette, where losing gets you kicked

 

s/[find this string or regex]/[replace with this]

Attempts the given string or regex in the previous ~100 lines of chat and replaces it with the second string in the command

 

Blarghlebot, [any kind of question]?

Responds with a magic 8-ball message

 

!Passthepoop

When 2 users send this command, responds with a message about pooping back and forth between them

 

!Roll [x]d[y]

Rolls X number of Y sided dice

 

!Xzibit [item1] [item2]

Forms a ‘yo dog, i heard you like…’ statement using item1 and item2

 

!Hmm

Responds with a gentlemanly message

 

!Trololol

Responds with a link to Eduard Khil’s famous song

 

Ba dum

psh

 

!Burn

Responds with link to specific quote

 

!clitoris

Links to the dtella quote about the clitoris

 

!Udon

Responds with link to specific quote

 

!Rimshot

Responds with link to instant rimshot website

 

!Vuvuzela

Responds with the vuvuzela noise

 

!Headon

HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

 

!g [whatever you want to search for]

Responds with LMGTFY link, to insult people who don’t know how to google things

 

!Blarghlebot

Responds with a randomly generated sentence

 

![number]

Responds with a link to the dtella quote with that number

 

!Badwords

Lists out the words that will get users below hop kicked